I have jury duty today, and I’m equal parts excited (because jury duty sounds so adult-y, doesn’t it?) and preemptively bored.
Send me something entertaining to read when I return?
LINK: NOT A CHANCE
My day feels like this too!
Here’s my joke for the day:
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering sticking out of his pants and the bartender says, Hey Pirate, you know you’ve got a steering wheeling sticking out of your pants? “The pirate says, “ARRRRR, I know and it’s driving me nuts!”
I’m sure you’ve heard that joke a million times, but it STILL makes me giggle. ;-)
HAAAAAAAA OMG THAT IS THE BEST!
ooh i had jury duty last year and felt just the same way. with any luck you’ll be like me and get on a case that gets dismissed after a couple of days!
i actually got excused before they even called me in! it was sort of awesome, but i was so looking forward to wearing a cute little blazer. ;)
I really want to do jury duty, is that weird? But only if I get a juicy case and can wear non-prescription specs to look the part.
p.s. what’s brown and sticky?
HA! i love that joke, charlotte!
and no, i totally totally wanted to do jury duty, too! didn’t get picked, but there’s always next time!