did i tell you?

[image credit: coolhandluke]

Husband has been out of f town in Los Angeles (during the 113 degree weather; that’ll teach him!) and I’ve been banned from the house until he returns. There are three plausible reasons for this:

1. He has a surprise for me. Ask for a man who loves surprises and I will show you the husband. Every time.
2. He’s afraid I’ll break something or damage the home irreversibly. This is actually a pretty possible option.
3. #2 again.

Either way, he comes home today, which means yay! An update for you! Stay tuned.