wi-fi detector shirt.

“steal your neighbor’s signal at the drop of a tee.” $19.99 from Think Geek.

usb vacuum.

“for when he officially realizes he has a crazed addiction.” $19.99 from Whatever Works.

“you’ll believe it when you see it.”$319 from Newswire.

“frighteningly useful.” $60 from Urban Outfitters.

“a true accessory of fetish.”$14 from Greener Grass Design.

“because a computer nerd is nothing more than a paperweight fan on speed.” $22 from Park Life.

“it’ll remind him that everyone’s gotta take a break sooner or later.” $125 from Park Life.

“it’ll remind him that everyone’s gotta take a break sooner or later.” $125 from Park Life.