This is Bernard. Bernie. Reason #2. Call me what you will. Ma read me all of your comments from yesterday and I almost peed. Actually, I did pee. On the rug, two days ago. But don’t tell Ma, because I don’t think she knows [editor’s note: Oh I know, Bernie].
Anyway, thank you for your kind thoughts and if I could give you all many licks and cuddles, I would. Especially if you are a lady, because I am a lady machine!
p.s. Please excuse the grainy image. It was late, and I think the pixels flatter my skin tone.