autohairography: chapter eleven.

Below is a snippet of my hope-to-be-published memoir, Autohairography. If you know of a publisher that’s nice and likes quirky girls, please email me! [image credit: susanna spangberg] everything i know i learned from my hairdresser. 1. When life hands you lemons, put them in a spray bottle and spritz the formula onto your hair.

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autohairography: chapter ten.

Below is a snippet of my hope-to-be-published memoir, Autohairography. If you know of a publisher that’s nice and likes quirky girls, please email me! [image credit: monsieur oiseau] 1999-00. unkept behavior. My last few years of high school flew by, specifically because I was captain of the swim team and had sold my soul to

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a fake waterfall.

I love this way more than the real thing. Sort of like how fake green apple flavoring is wayyyy better than real green apples. Yes? Yes. Link:  NOEMIE GOUDAL

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autohairography: chapter ten.

Below is a snippet of my hope-to-be-published memoir, Autohairography. If you know of a publisher that’s nice and likes quirky girls, please email me! [image credit: beaf] hair creed. 1. Hair today, gone tomorrow. 2. Pomade makes perfect. 3. You can never be too blonde. You can, however, use too much Sun-In, and in that

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