autohairography: chapter five.

Below is a snippet of my hope-to-be-published memoir, Autohairography. If you know of a publisher that’s nice and likes quirky girls, please email me!

[image credit: aaron feaver]

celebrities that crimp.
1. Tiffani Amber Thiessen. Specifically in that Saved by the Bell episode where Kelly won the modeling contract and Zach was a total douchebag. Douchebag with good hair, though.
2. Madonna. Multiple times.
3. Sigourney Weaver. You know, the Ghostbusters lady.
4. Any Poison bandmember. Any given day.
5. A Flock of Seagulls frontrunner, Mike Score. This was some particularly fantastic crimpage.
6. Candice Cameron a la D.J. Tanner.
7. Barbie.
8. Barbie’s horse, Tawny.
9. Molly Ringwald. But then again, what didn’t she do?
10. Janet Jackson. And I have my suspicions that big brother Michael did, as well.

  • Hahaha! I bought a crimper from a garage sale when I was younger (it was in the last 90s, but my friend and I had an 80s stage) and was so excited to make my hair all crimpy. But then I got it home and there was hairspray burned to it and it was gross and I threw it out. So much for that…

  • omg you are SOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT, east side!

    and ha! i love your hair tour, christine! :)

    brittany — a used crimper? you are BOLD!

  • I FORGOT ABOUT DJ TANNER.

    i wanted her entire bedroom. though i think i wanted to be the middle sister more than DJ. but i forgot her name. i think it was b/c i had super straight hair like DJ but the middle sister? She had blonde curls. I wanted blonde curls.

  • I envied the girls with crimpers…I had to do the plaits over night thing! It looked so special with a cute thin ribbon holding it in a bit. Oooh my daughter literally just got off the phone with her school friends…today they have organised ‘plait day’ -plaits every which way.

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